The Real Vampire Diaries
Episode 76
Promises,Promises
Interior:Natalie’s place.Dawn is sitting on the couch filming on her laptop.It’s late outside.Dawn is still in her uniform.She’s fiddling with the slip of paper the girl from the bar wanted her to have.
Dawn:(waves to the camera)Generic welcome,everyone.(stops fiddling with the paper)So,now for the actual update based on the intruder my camera caught sneaking into my room.(beat)Who ever it was,is a real creep with a capital C.They stole one of my bra’s.The weird thing is,they left a hundred bucks on my desk,as if they were paying me for my bra.(shudders and looks disgusted)I really don’t think I want that one back.(beat)But Carm is bound and determined to catch them so I’m staying at Nat’s until I get the okay to go home because apparently my room is now just one big booby trap.
There’s a little chuckle from the bathroom.
Dawn:(looking to the bathroom)And Krystle is still here.So it’s not like this is some lovers suite.
Krystle:(from the bathroom,offscreen)Doesn’t stop you two making googly eyes and the like at eachother.
Dawn:(shouting to the bathroom)Get a boyfriend and you can have your own squishy feelings here.
Krystle comes into the living room and is in veiw of the camera,she’s wearing pj bottoms and a baggy shirt and has a toothbrush in her hands.
Krystle:I have a boyfriend,but you don’t see me parading around here,hooking up with him on very surface imaginable.
Dawn:(looking back at Krystle)We don’t ‘hook up’ on every surface.And besides,who is this boyfriend of yours?
Krystle:(sticking the toothbrush in her mouth)None of your buisness.
Dawn:(looking back at Krystle)Well do I know him?Is he one of your regulars at the cafe?
Krystle:(with the toothbrush in her mouth)Um,one,none of your buisness.And two,ew.All my regulars are like twice your age.
Dawn:(facing Krystle)They’re not all-okay most of them are,but if it isn’t any of them who else have you been arou-
Something suddenly occurs to Dawn.The only other person Krystle has been around that is about her age was J.D. Dawn gets a devilish smile on her face as Krystle knows what Dawn is thinking and pretty much comfirms Dawn’s suspicions by quickly retreating to her room,toothbrush and all,slamming the door.Dawn jumps up over the couch and follows her.
Dawn:(offscreen)J.D.?You’re dating J.D.?
Krystle:(offscreen and through a door)I said nothing.
Dawn:(offscreen)No but running into your room has pretty much said it all.
The door opens.
Krystle:(offscreen)Let’s say,hypothetically you were right.Don’t make a big deal of it.
Dawn:(offscreen,teasingly)No promises.
Krystle:(offscreen,whinning)Well atleast don’t tell Nat.We’ve only been on a few dates and I don’t need my big sister thinking I need a chaperon.
Dawn:(offscreen)Wait.Am I the first to know?
Silence.
Dawn:(offscreen)Your secret is safe with me.I promise.(beat.very serious)I promise.
The front door opens and Natalie enters.
Natalie:(offscreen)I’m back with pizza!
Dawn enters the living room and gets cozy on the couch as Natalie passes her,giving her a peck on the cheek and moves to the kitchen.
Dawn:(looking to the kitchen)Any news on when I can go back home?
Natalie:(offscreen)Nope.Carm is still waiting on the trap to be sprung.(enters carrying two plates of pizza and sits down next to Dawn)How did she know how to set up that many things in that much space?
Dawn:(taking her plate)She watches to much crime dramas.(takes a bite of pizza)I stick with medical dramas.That way if I do go crazy and start eatting people,I can make their death look like an accident.
Dawn looks up at Natalie and tries to look menacing with pizza sauce at the corner of her nouth like blood.She does a little his and srunches her face,trying to look vicious.Natalie smiles and picks up a napkin and wipes the pizza sauce off of Dawns face.
Natalie:(chuckling)My vicious killer.(looks at Dawn)So dangerous and so cute.
Dawn:(getting closer to Natalie)How do you think I evade the po po’s?I look so cute,they can’t suspect me.
Dawn and Natalie are close enough to kiss before Krystle enters.
Krystle:(walking to the kitchen)Hey,smooshy faces,what’s for dinner?
Dawn and Natalie move apart.
Krystle:(in the kitchen)Don’t stop on my account.God forbid,I keep you two from swapping spit infront of Dawn’s veiwers once again.(enters the frame carrying a plate of pizza)Not like you two haven’t already done that in enough places,why not the internet?
Krystle exits back to her room.Dawn and Natalie kind of stare at eachother for a second before Dawn looks to her computer and gives it a small wave before closing the screen.
End